Secret Chambers, Heaven.
Sub: Regarding my oath taken in Your name unto the future chick.
You were last seen 1,983 years back and yet Your works and miracles touch my life even as I write this. Your mighty Angels have been guarding us all the times as per Your orders. Thank you so much for everything.
Over the time I have penned few oaths, the worst one being about the Oath Of Immortal Celibacy which I did not share with you, officially. But here’s one, totally against celibacy.
As the time draws several events towards me, I understood it to be critical to take an oath regarding my marriage that I am interested in with a girl I like (if she makes it happen).
If she allows me to marry her dear Lord, I commit unto you and her the following:
I will never hurt her, directly and indirectly, physically and mentally, by words or by limbs; even if she does.
I will love her forever, even if she doesn’t.
I will be faithful to her forever, even if she won’t.
I will be loyal to her forever, even if she won’t.
I will never be intimate with any other man or woman forever, even if she would.
I will never let her beautiful smile fade away.
I will do my best to be her AK 47 forever (Russian Rifle, You know it). Though I know you’re already present as a Laser Gun with me, and her if You will it so.
I will protect her dignity forever in private and in public, from family and from strangers; even if she doesn’t.
I will respect her forever, even if she doesn’t.
I will fulfil all her needs up to the extent of your allowances.
I will regard her interests as mine forever, even if she doesn’t.
I will perform my duties unto her forever, even if she doesn’t.
I will love and care for her family more than I do unto mine; even if she doesn’t.
I will be her friend forever, even if she won’t.
I will make peace with her; even if she doesn’t.
I will respect her choices and wishes; even if she doesn’t.
I will support her in everything she does; even if she doesn’t.
I will share with her whatever you would give me; even if she doesn’t.
I will always be loyal to you; even if she doesn’t allow herself or me to be loyal to you.
I will always, always, always endure to see her happy; even if she doesn’t.
I will never be the first to connect her to any bad / unpleasant past times.
I will strive for a forward-looking life; even if she doesn’t.
I will respect and participate in her religious events; even if she doesn’t.
I will not let even a minute from her past-life to influence my unconditional love for her; even if she does.
Though my Lord I was enticed with different marriage opportunities, You and I know that this girl is fantastic, and one of God’s most perfect creations. To me she seems precious by human values and virtues. Forgive me for saying this; not many of Your own lambs that I know of could have been as good as this lamb.
Now oh Lord Jesus Christ; I conclude my oath, and I will put it in effect from the very next moment. A sinner like me my Father – what have I done to deserve your mercy, blessings, releases, grace & forgiveness? May your love for mankind rule the lives of the lambs you love. And finally; even if she does not allow me to marry her – May her life be the one that she asks for.
PS: So that we’re clear about who the girl is, here’s a hint: She is the one whom I have loved the most.